Some Quotes on Exercise

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Maynard Hutchins

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

My advice if you insist on slimming: East as much as you like - just don’t swallow it. - Harry Secombe

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. - Erma Bombeck

I exercise every morning without fail. One eyelid goes up and the other follows. - Pete Postlethwaite

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

Grandma started walking for her health when she was 60. She's now 97 and we don't know where the heck she is!